110 Funny Anniversary Quotes for Humorous Couples

When most people hear the word anniversary, they think of flowers, thoughtful gifts, and a romantic getaway with their partner, but all those come to nothing without laughter in the mix and that is why we have compiled these “funny anniversary quotes for humorous couples”.

With that out of the way, it is worth mentioning that these funny anniversary quotes for humorous couples can be edited and used for other occasions, such as birthdays, Instagram captions, Facebook reels, and the likes.

If humor is how you communicate in your relationship, then this list of funny anniversary quotes will add that spice of lightheartedness and laughter to your big day.

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Funny Anniversary Quotes for Humorous Couples

We took the time to put these “funny anniversary quotes for humorous couples” into different groups to help narrow it down for you.

So, if you like one-liners or quotes from comic acts that perfectly capture the crux of marriage and relatable jokes we’ve got you covered.

Funny Anniversary One-Liners

1. “Happy anniversary! You still make me laugh, and that’s the best gift of all.”
2. “I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something. Happy anniversary!”
3. “Another year of putting up with my shenanigans? You’re a saint.”
4. “Congratulations on another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane.”
5. “Happy anniversary to the one who still puts up with my snoring and bad jokes.”
6. “Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial… Phew!”
7. “Happy anniversary! I love you more than my phone, and that’s saying a lot.”
8. “We’ve been together so long, I’m starting to look like your family. Happy anniversary!”
9. “Happy anniversary! I’m still amazed you haven’t run away yet.”
10. “Anniversaries are like photos — they get better with time (and filters). Love you!”
11. “Happy anniversary! We still don’t know how to cook for two, but we make it work.”
12. “Here’s to another year of pretending to listen and remembering to smile. Cheers!”
13. “Grateful that we both swiped right.”
14. “Happy anniversary! I’m still waiting for you to reveal your secret to putting up with me.”
15. “You’re the reason I smile and the reason I need coffee. Happy anniversary!”
16. “After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my WiFi signal.”
17. “We’ve been together so long, I’m starting to think we might be stuck with each other. Lucky you!”
18. “Happy anniversary! I guess we’re doing something right if we’re still together after all this time.”
19. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”
20. “Here’s to another year of never going to bed angry — or at least, not staying mad.”

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Funny Anniversary Quotes for Humorous Couples

1. “Today we celebrate the best decision you’ve ever made.”
2. “Happy anniversary to my partner in crime and the only one who truly gets my sense of humor!”
3. “Happy anniversary! I promise to never ask you to stop stealing the covers (even though I’ll still complain).”
4. “Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate by doing absolutely nothing together — our specialty.”
5. “There’s no one else in the world I’d rather have snoring next me.”
6. “Another year with you means I’ve successfully dodged all the dating apps. Thanks for keeping me off them!”
7. “Another year of love, laughter, and you finding all the missing socks. Happy anniversary!”
8. “You still give me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant.”
9. “Happy anniversary! If love is blind, we’ve been stumbling around in the dark together for quite a while.”
10. “A new year of love, humor, and putting up with the in-laws is here!”
11. “Happy anniversary! I still can’t believe you put up with my terrible dance moves.”
12. “My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me!”
13. “Cheers to us for finding each other — and for never having to deal with the mess of a second date!”
14. “Another year of love, laughter, and wondering how we managed to do this without a manual. Love you!”
15. “I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you.”
16. “Here’s to another year of me pretending to listen and you pretending to be interested in my stories!”
17. “Happy anniversary! We’ve survived every challenge, including the one where you stole the remote.”
18. “May your love never run out like toilet paper.”
19. “Cheers to another year of not killing each other, despite all the reasons we could have.”
20. “Cheers to us for surviving each other’s quirks and still making each other laugh. Love you!”

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Wife

1. “Cheers to another year of shared adventures and realizing we’re never too old to make each other laugh!”
2. “Here’s to another year of marriage, where I still have no idea what I’m doing, but we’re doing it together. Happy anniversary!”
3. “It would be hard to picture a life without you. I mean who would pay the mortgage?”
4. “Marriage is all about compromise. I pretend to listen, and you pretend to talk. It works! Happy anniversary!”
5. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.”
6. “I can’t believe how lucky I am to have a wife who can tolerate all of my antics. Happy anniversary!”
7. “Every day I fall in love with you more and more — except yesterday. Yesterday, you were pretty annoying.”
8. “I’m still not sure how I convinced you to marry me, but I’m glad I did. Happy anniversary.”
9. “Happy anniversary, my love. I never knew being married meant I’d have someone to pick out my clothes each day, tell me how to wear my hair, and give me driving instructions.”
10. “Guess who won the jackpot of wife, me. Happy anniversary”

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Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Husband

1. “I don’t enjoy your snoring, but I don’t want to live without it. Happy anniversary.”
2. “Happy anniversary to the guy who cleans up after me, cheers to many more years of labor ahead.”
3. “Happy anniversary to the man who still thinks I’m funny, even when no one else does.”
4. “My favorite part of waking up to you in the morning…is when you’re handing me coffee. Happy anniversary!”
5. “Happy anniversary to the guy who can fix anything around the house except his questionable fashion choices. You’re lucky you have me!”
6. “I’ll keep on loving you, even when you’re old and wrinkly.”
7. “Happy anniversary to the man who still thinks I’m hot, even when I’m in my sweatpants and no makeup. Love you!”
8. “Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband—just kidding — happy anniversary!”
9. “Happy anniversary to the man who makes every day feel like a romantic comedy, complete with laughter, drama, and the occasional plot twist!”
10. “Happy anniversary to the greatest eater known to man, cheers baby, you’ve still got it.”
11. “To my husband, on our anniversary: let’s continue to argue, tease each other, and makeup with kisses. Love you!”
12. “After all these years, I’ve learned that the key to a happy marriage is a remote control. And snacks. Lots of snacks.”
13. “Chess to the tired old king, Happy anniversary.”
14. “Cheers to another year of pretending to know what I’m talking about and you actually listening. Happy anniversary, husband.”
15. “They say behind every great man is a great woman. So, honey, on our anniversary, I just wanted to let you know I’m behind you…judging your every move.”

Famous Funny Anniversary Quotes For Humorous Couples

1. “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” — Rodney Dangerfield
2. “Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.” — George Bernard Shaw
3. “Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
4. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
5. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.” — Unknown
6. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
7. “Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” — Unknown
8. “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” — Michel De Montaigne
9. “The secret of a happy marriage is… sorry, I don’t know. I’m just trying to figure it out myself!” — Unknown
10. “A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” — Paul Sweeney
11. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash
12. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” — Agatha Christie
13. “They say that love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Unknown
14. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” — Ralphie May
15. “Remember, in marriage, the husband is the head of the house, but the wife is the neck that turns the head.” — Unknown

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Funny Anniversary Quotes For Humorous Couples From Movies, TV Shows and Books

1. “You had me at hello.” — Jerry Maguire
2. “Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.” — Letters to Juliet
3. “Even a pain in the ass needs someone to take care of them.” — 28 Days
4. “I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It’s a crazy thing to do. It’s kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.” — Her
5. “Well, that’s what we do, we fight. You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of the bitch and I tell you when you’re a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have, like, a two-second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.” — The Notebook
6. “Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.” — 27 Dresses
7. “We both said I do, and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since.” — So I Married an Ax Murderer
8. “When you love somebody, you go deaf, dumb, and blind.” — The Way We Were
9. “When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there’s one thing that he said that was pure genius…he said, if you’re ever with a girl that’s too good for you, marry her.” — Valentine’s Day
10. “Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” — Knocked Up

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples

1. “Remember, in marriage, the husband is the head of the house, but the wife is the neck that turns the head.”
2. “This serves as a yearly reminder that you are still legally wed.”
3. “You two are a classic couple, like peanut butter and jelly, Batman and Robin, and the TV remote and the couch cushion. Here’s to many more years of perfect pairings!”
4. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.”
5. Congratulations on completing your yearlong trial. I’m hoping you decide to stay together.
6. “Happy anniversary! Here’s to never again having a moment to yourself.”
7. “Congratulations for defeating the odds in your marriage.”
8. “I’m relieved that neither of you ghosted the other! Happy anniversary!”
9. “Let’s commemorate the day you both decided to stop looking for someone better.”
10. “Well, you both made it another year without one of you ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy anniversary!”

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Milestone Years

1. “Happy 5th anniversary! I love you even though you’re not as perfect as I am.”
2. “Happy anniversary! We made it a whole year without accidentally setting the house on fire. Here’s to many more (hopefully fire-free) years!”
3. “50 years ago, you began your journey together. Today, you celebrate a lifetime of love (and laughter)! Happy golden anniversary!”
4. “Happy 5th anniversary! High five! We’ve officially been married longer than most reality TV marriages last.”
5. “A decade of love, laughter, and memories. Happy anniversary!”
6. “Cheers to 25 years of marriage – or as I like to call it, the ultimate partnership in crime! May our love continue to be as timeless as our questionable fashion choices from the 80s.”
7. “Happy 10th anniversary. In dog years, we’d probably both be dead by now!”
8. “Double digits, baby! We must be doing something right…or at least tolerating each other exceptionally well.”
9. “Happy 50th anniversary! We may argue over the thermostat setting more than ever, but hey, at least we still agree on who gets the last slice of pizza!”
10. Happy 5th anniversary! Five years, 60 months, 260 weeks, or 1,825 days—however you count it, it all adds up to love.

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Feel free to use these “Funny Anniversary Quotes for Humorous Couples” to add some humor and lightheartedness to your big day celebration.

Congratulations and Good Luck!