Easter is a time for joy, family, and of course, laughter!
Whether you’re hosting an Easter brunch, organizing an egg hunt, or just spending time with loved ones, these hilarious Easter jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles to everyone’s faces.
Forget those dusty old dad jokes – we’re about to serve up some Easter comedy that’ll have the whole squad rolling!
Whether you’re looking to be the main character at your family brunch or just trying to pass the vibe check with Gen Alpha, we’ve got jokes fresher than your spring fit.
These aren’t your grandma’s Easter puns (though she’ll still love them). We’re talking about certified comedy gold that’ll have everyone from your TikTok-obsessed cousin to your Pinterest-loving aunt absolutely deceased.
From egg-cellent wordplay that hits different to bunny jokes that are straight fire, this collection is giving main character energy.
Think of it as your personal Easter joke playlist – carefully curated to keep the aux cord of conversation flowing smoother than a perfectly boiled egg. And trust, these jokes? They understood the assignment.
Ready to be the comedic GOAT of Easter Sunday? Let’s hop to it!
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Egg-cellent Easter Jokes
- What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?
Egg-centric! - How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket?
Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore! - Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?
He eggs-foliates! - What sport are eggs the best at?
Running! - Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs?
They were to dye for! - Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job?
He had the most eggs-perience! - Why don’t chicks play baseball?
Too many fowl balls! - What did the kids do when their treats were all hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation! - How does an Easter chick bake a cake?
From scratch! - Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter’s in April?
Because they’ve just finished a long March!
Bunny-Themed Jokes
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny! - Why did the Easter Bunny go to school?
To improve his egg-ducation! - What do you call a dancing rabbit?
A hip-hop bunny! - Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken! - What’s a bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop! - What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny! - Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
For hopping through a stop sign! - What do you call a rabbit who’s always on time?
A punctual bunny! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder?
To reach the high eggs! - What do you call a rabbit who’s a magician?
A hare-dini!
Knock-Knock Easter Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moira.
Moira who?
Moira jellybeans, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s Easter! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny one, I’m egg-cited to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-stra special Easter wishes for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Carrot all about Easter fun!
Chick and Egg Jokes
- What do you call a chick who loves to tell jokes?
A yolk-ster! - Why did the chick cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! - What do you call a chick who’s always late?
A slow pecker! - Why did the chick go to the doctor?
It had a fowl temper! - What do you call a chick who’s a great dancer?
A break-dancing egg!
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Easter Food Jokes
- What do you call a bunny who loves candy?
A sweet tooth hare! - Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a smartie! - What do you call a chocolate bunny that’s been left in the sun?
A melted marshmallow! - Why did the Easter egg go to the doctor?
It was feeling cracked up! - What do you call a bunny who loves carrots too much?
A carrot-aholic!
Easter Animal Jokes
- What do you call a duck that loves Easter?
A quack-tastic bunny! - Why did the lamb bring a suitcase to Easter?
It was going on a baa-cation! - What do you call a sheep who tells jokes?
A lamb-oon! - Why did the chicken join the Easter egg hunt?
To prove it wasn’t chicken! - What do you call a frog who loves Easter?
A hoppy bunny!
Easter Riddles
- What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A hare-net! - What do you call a bunny who’s always on the phone?
A cell-ebrity! - What do you call a bunny who’s a great singer?
A hare-raising performer! - What do you call a bunny who’s always cold?
A chill hare! - What do you call a bunny who’s a great artist?
A draw-some hare!
Easter Jokes for Kids
- Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken! - What do you call a bunny who’s always telling jokes?
A funny bunny! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder?
To reach the high eggs! - What do you call a bunny who’s always on time?
A punctual bunny! - Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
For hopping through a stop sign!
Easter Jokes for Adults
- What do you call a bunny who loves to party?
A hare-raising good time! - Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym?
To work on his egg-sercise! - What do you call a bunny who’s always on the phone?
A cell-ebrity! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a suitcase?
He was going on a hop-iday! - What do you call a bunny who’s a great dancer?
A break-dancing hare!
Easter Jokes for Social Media
- What do you call a bunny who’s always on Instagram?
A social hare! - Why did the Easter egg go viral?
Because it was egg-stra special! - What’s a bunny’s favorite hashtag?
#HoppyEaster! - Why did the Easter Bunny post a selfie?
To show off his egg-cellent smile! - What do you call a bunny who loves TikTok?
A hop-tok star!
Easter Jokes for Couples
- What do you call a bunny who’s in love?
A hare-raising romance! - Why did the Easter Bunny propose to the chick?
Because it was a match made in egg-stasy! - What’s a bunny’s favorite love song?
“Hopelessly Devoted to You”! - Why did the Easter Bunny write a love letter?
To spread the egg-stra love! - What do you call a bunny’s favorite romantic gesture?
A hop-tastic surprise!
Easter Jokes for Pet Lovers
- What do you call a bunny who’s a dog’s best friend?
A pup-tastic hare! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring its cat to the party?
To keep things purr-fect! - What’s a bunny’s favorite pet?
A hare-raising dog! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring its hamster?
To keep things wheel-y fun! - What do you call a bunny’s favorite pet?
A hare-raising companion!
Easter Jokes for Travelers
- What do you call a bunny who loves to travel?
A globe-trotting hare! - Why did the Easter Bunny pack its bags?
To go on a hop-iday! - What’s a bunny’s favorite mode of transportation?
A hop-mobile! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a map?
To find the egg-stra special route! - What do you call a bunny’s favorite vacation spot?
A hare-raising destination!
Easter Jokes for Sports Fans
- What do you call a bunny who’s great at basketball?
A slam-dunk hare! - Why did the Easter Bunny join the football team?
To hop through the competition! - What’s a bunny’s favorite sport?
Hop-ball! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a whistle?
To ref the egg-stra special game! - What do you call a bunny’s favorite team?
The Hop-tastic Hares!
Easter Jokes for Work or Office Parties
- Why did the Easter Bunny get promoted?
Because it was always on time and never missed a deadline! - What do you call a bunny who works in IT?
A tech-tastic hare! - Why did the Easter Bunny get a corner office?
Because it was a hop-tastic success! - What do you call a bunny who’s great at sales?
A go-getter hare! - Why did the Easter Bunny get a raise?
Because it always brought its A-game!
Easter Jokes for Friendsgiving
- What do you call a bunny who’s always the life of the party?
A hop-tastic star! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a plus-one?
To keep things egg-stra fun! - What’s a bunny’s favorite party game?
Hop-scotch! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a gift?
To spread the egg-stra joy! - What do you call a bunny’s favorite dance move?
The hop-tastic shuffle!
Easter Jokes for Kids’ Table Fun
- What do you call a bunny who’s always telling jokes?
A funny hare! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pencil to dinner?
To draw the line on dessert! - What’s a bunny’s favorite subject in school?
Math—because it loves to count its blessings! - Why did the Easter Bunny bring a notebook?
To jot down all the fun! - What do you call a bunny’s favorite game?
Hide and go hop!
Easter Jokes for Couples
- What do you call a bunny who’s in love?
A hop-tastic romance! - Why did the Easter Bunny propose to the chick?
Because it was a match made in egg-stasy! - What’s a bunny’s favorite love song?
“Hopelessly Devoted to You”! - Why did the Easter Bunny write a love letter?
To spread the egg-stra love! - What do you call a bunny’s favorite romantic gesture?
A hop-tastic surprise!
Egg-stra Funny Easter Jokes For Gen Z/Gen Alpha
- “Why did the Easter egg go to the gym?
To work on its yolk game!” - “What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip Hop, obviously!” - “Why was the Easter egg hiding?
It was a little chicken!”
Easter Jokes for Social Media Captions
- “Easter Bunny be like: Felt cute, might hide eggs later idk”
- “POV: You’re the last Easter egg that didn’t get found”
- “No one: Absolutely no one: Me at 3am looking for chocolate eggs”
- “Easter Bunny’s schedule be like: Wake up, hide eggs, slay”
- “Caught in 4K: Easter Bunny delivering eggs”
- “Easter Bunny: exists Me and the besties: It’s giving holiday icon”
- “Living my best Easter life, no cap”
- “Easter egg hunt speedrun any%”
Easter Jokes for Pet Lovers
- What do you call a bunny who’s a dog’s best friend?
A pup-tastic hare!
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the puppy?
Hoppy fetching!” - Why did the dog bring treats on Easter?
For some-bunny special!” - What’s a dog’s favorite Easter activity?
The great bone hunt!” - Why can’t dogs hunt Easter eggs?
Because they bark up the wrong tree! - What did the Easter Bunny say to the cat?
You’ve got to be kitten me!” - Why don’t cats like Easter eggs?
They prefer their treats purr-fectly fresh!” - What’s a cat’s favorite Easter game?
Hide and peek! - Why did the cat join the Easter parade?
For the paw-geantry!” - Why did the parakeet love Easter?
It was egg-citing!” - What did the Easter Bunny say to the parrot?
Tweet others as you’d like to be tweeted!” - What did one hamster say to another on Easter?
Hoppy wheel spinning! - Why did the guinea pig love Easter?
Because some-bunny special brought carrots!
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