Love and laughter go together like hearts and chocolate! While Valentine’s Day can feel serious with all its red roses and romantic dinners, sometimes the best way to someone’s heart is through their funny bone.
We’ve collected the cutest, silliest, and most charming Valentine’s Day jokes perfect for making your special someone smile.
From sweet puns to playful one-liners, these jokes are a fun way to break the ice or add some giggles to your Valentine’s celebration.
Think about it: Who doesn’t love someone who can make them laugh?
Whether you’re trying to catch your crush’s attention or want to make your partner chuckle, these jokes are sure to earn you some heart-eyes emojis.
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Valentine’s Day Jokes to Send Your Crush or Partner
- Why did the squirrel give his sweetheart a nut? Because he was nuts about her
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts
- What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you watts and watts
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive
- What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you
- What did the cat say on Valentine’s Day? You’re purr-fect for me
- What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valen-tiny
- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche
- What do you call a dinosaur’s valentine? A dino-mite Valentine
- How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring
- What did the pickle say to his valentine? You mean a great dill to me
- Why did the stamp feel lonely? It was stuck on one letter forever
Witty Valentine’s Day Captions for Instagram
- Living my own love story
- Happiness is being with you
- Found my forever valentine
- All you need is love (and likes)
- Heart eyes = my current mood
- My favorite love story is ours
- Netflix & chill just got romantic
- In a committed relationship with chocolate
- Swipe right for love
- No ghosting on Valentine’s
- This could be us but you playing
- Love story loading… â–“â–“â–“â–“â–“â–“â–‘â–‘â–‘
- Self-love is the best love
- My only date is with dessert
- Single and loving it
- Valentine’s Day? I thought you said Galentine’s Day
- Treating myself today
- Roses are red, my bed is too, thankfully it fits both me and you
- My favorite notification
- Found my person
- Partner in crime
- Better together
- You, me, and endless possibilities
- Heart full, life fuller
- You had me at pizza
- Less drama, more desserts
- I love you more than tacos
- We go together like coffee and mornings
- You’re the sprinkles to my cupcake
- Sweet like chocolate
- Love actually is all around
- You complete me
- As you wish
- Here’s looking at you, kid
- To all the boys I’ve loved before
- My heart will go on
- Un-bear-ably in love
- Living the love life
- Love languages: all of them
- Chapter forever with you
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Kid-Friendly Valentine’s Day Jokes
- What did the librarian say on Valentine’s? Reading you is my favorite
- Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie
- What did the cat say on Valentine’s? You’re purr-fect
- What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey!
- Why don’t skunks celebrate Valentine’s? They have smelly hearts
- What did the owl say to his sweetheart? Owl always love you
- What did the fruit say on Valentine’s? We’re a great pear
- What did the pickle say? You mean a great dill to me
- What did the hamburger name his girlfriend? Patty
- Why did the cookie cry? His heart was crumbling
- What did the chocolate say to the milk? We’re perfect together
- What did the candy heart say? Be mine
- Why did the jelly bean go to the doctor? It was lovesick
- What did one cupcake say to another? You’re sweet
- What did the ice cream cone say? You’re cool
- What did the lightbulb say? I love you watts and watts
- What did the balloon say? You blow me away
- What did the paper say to the glue? We stick together
- What did the sock say? We’re a perfect pair
- What did the stamp say? I’m stuck on you
- What kind of flower grows between your nose and chin? Tulips
- What do you call a dinosaur valentine? Dino-mite
- Why didn’t the heart go to the dance? It didn’t have the beat
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s? Forget-me-nuts
- What do you call a very small valentine? A valen-tiny
- What did one atom say? You’re my valentine because we have chemistry
- What did the magnet say? You’re attractive
- What did one planet say? Your gravity pulls me in
- What did the tree say? I’m rooting for you
- What did the flower say? Grow with me
- What did the cactus say? You’re sharp
- What did the grass say? We grow together
- What did the garden say? Let love bloom
- What did the cloud say? You’re my rainbow
- What did the sun say? You light up my day
- What did the raindrop say? You make a splash in my heart
- What did the snowman say? You melt my heart
- What did the wind say? You blow me away
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