Attention, Chaos Creators and Mischief Masters!
Welcome to the ultimate battlefield of pranks where your phone becomes a weapon of mass hilarity, and your friends become unsuspecting targets of pure comedic genius.
April Fools’ Day isn’t just a date – it’s a professional sport, and you’re about to become an Olympic-level prankster!
Imagine texts so brilliantly bonkers that they’ll make your friends question reality, laugh until they cry, and wonder if you’ve finally lost your mind.
We’re not talking about mean jokes – we’re talking about legendary pranks that become epic stories shared at future gatherings.
These aren’t just texts. These are carefully crafted missiles of mayhem, precision-engineered to deliver maximum confusion and minimum damage.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Transform ordinary messaging into a comedy battlefield where wit is your weapon and laughter is your victory!
Caution: Side effects include uncontrollable giggling, potential friendship revenge, and the undeniable title of Prank Mastermind. Prepare for legendary status!
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Fake Ad Prank
Try pretending to be an advertisement, you may get really creative with the “listing” information if you want to, such as feigning that you want to purchase their dog or automobile, which makes this prank really easy to customize.
Making a bid on the fictitious listing is the first step in executing this prank. Continue to insist on purchasing the item even if they disagree with your assertions.
You may even act irate or misled when they keep telling you that they have nothing to sell.
Here are some hilarious fake ad prank ideas for April Fools’ Day:
1. The Mysterious Car Buyer
You: “Hey! I saw your ad about selling your car. I’d love to buy it!”
Friend: “What ad? I’m not selling my car.”
You: “Come on, don’t play games. A 2017 Honda Civic, slightly messy backseat, and a weird coffee stain on the passenger seat? That’s your car, right?”
Friend: “Wait… how do you know that?!”
You: “I do my research. So, what’s your lowest price? I’m willing to negotiate, but I’m not going above $5.”
Friend: “WHAT?!”
You: [Sighs] “Fine. $5.50. But only because I’m feeling generous.”
2. The Desperate Dog Buyer
You: “Hey! I’m ready to pick up your dog. Is he friendly?”
Friend: “Uh… what? I don’t have a dog.”
You: “Come on! Your fluffy golden retriever, Max! You said in the ad that he’s cuddly, loves belly rubs, and occasionally eats socks. I NEED him.”
Friend: “I don’t own a golden retriever!”
You: “Are you trying to back out of the deal? I already bought treats and a tiny sweater for him!”
Friend: “I’M TELLING YOU, I DON’T HAVE A DOG!”
You: “Oh, wow. I see what’s happening. You got a better offer, didn’t you? I can’t believe this. I thought we had a deal!”
3. The ‘Car Collector’ Scam
You: “Hello! I’m calling about the extremely rare 2005 Toyota Corolla you’re selling.”
Friend: “I’m not selling my car.”
You: “Oh wow, playing hard to get, huh? I get it. But I’m serious—I’ll pay double what you’re asking.”
Friend: “I’M NOT SELLING IT!”
You: “Fine. TRIPLE. But I want free delivery and a full tank of gas.”
Friend: [Hangs up]
4. The Heartbroken Dog Lover
You: “Hey… I just saw the ad about you rehoming your dog, and I have to ask… why?”
Friend: “I’m NOT rehoming my dog!”
You: “But the ad says you’re looking for a loving family! I’ve already set up a little bed for him. And I’ve been emotionally preparing myself to be a dog parent!”
Friend: “I HAVE NEVER POSTED AN AD!”
You: [Sniffs] “So… there’s no dog? No puppy cuddles? No zoomies in the backyard?”
Friend: “NO!”
You: “I can’t believe this betrayal. I was ready to love that dog with my whole heart!”
Fake Text Subscription
1. The “Unicorn Poetry Subscription”
You: “🎉 Congratulations! You’ve just signed up for Unicorn Poetry Monthly. Your first poem is: ‘In a meadow, bright and fair, unicorns prance with rainbow hair! 🦄’ Your monthly charge is $9.99. 🦄✨”
Friend: “What?! I didn’t sign up for this!”
You: “No worries! Just reply CANCELUNIBOOK to unsubscribe. You’ll still receive one magical poem today, though! ‘The stars align, the moon shines bright, unicorns dance through the night. 🌙🦄’”
Friend: “NO! CANCEL THIS NOW!”
You: “Oops! You’ve been upgraded to PREMIUM Unicorn Poetry, and your monthly subscription is now $14.99! More unicorn magic awaits! 🌟🦄”
2. The “Invisible Pet Subscription”
You: “Congrats! You’ve just adopted an invisible pet! 🐾 Monthly subscription of $12.99 for your new furry friend, Sparkles. Don’t worry, Sparkles only requires invisible food and loves invisible walks.”
Friend: “I didn’t sign up for this! I don’t want an invisible pet!”
You: “No need to panic! You’ve got this! Sparkles is very low maintenance. Just reply STOPINVISI to cancel. But, remember, Sparkles will miss you!”
Friend: “I don’t care about Sparkles! I want to cancel!”
You: “Sorry, you’ve been upgraded to ‘Super Sparkles’ for $19.99 a month. Your invisible pet now has a friend, and their invisible adventures will be sent to you daily! 🐾”
3. The “Troll Doll Fashion Monthly”
You: “You’ve signed up for Troll Doll Fashion Monthly! Get a new outfit for your troll doll every month! The first outfit will be shipped today: a glittery gold tracksuit. 💎 Your monthly subscription is $8.99.”
Friend: “WHAT? I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!”
You: “Don’t worry! Just reply STOPTROLL to cancel. You’ll still get this month’s exclusive troll doll hoodie! It’s a limited-edition sparkle blue! 🌟👕”
Friend: “Nooo! STOP IT!”
You: “Sorry, you’ve been upgraded to the VIP Troll Doll Fashion Club! Your monthly subscription is now $15.99 for the deluxe outfit. You won’t regret it!”
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4. The “Extreme Napper Subscription”
You: “Congrats! You’ve signed up for Extreme Napper Monthly! Get exclusive access to daily nap guides and recommended nap positions! 💤 Your first nap guide is: ‘How to Nap Like a Pro in 5 Easy Steps.’ Your monthly charge is $6.99.”
Friend: “I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR NAPS! I don’t want this!”
You: “No worries! To unsubscribe, reply STOPNAP to cancel your subscription. But remember, naps are crucial to your health!”
Friend: “I’m not interested in naps! STOP!”
You: “Too late! You’ve been upgraded to Extreme Napper PLUS for $12.99/month. You’ll receive weekly nap challenges and nap-themed accessories like eye masks!”
5. The “Cactus Care Package”
You: “You’ve subscribed to Cactus Care Monthly! Every month, you’ll receive a new cactus, along with fun facts about cactus care! 🌵 Your first cactus is the adorable ‘Prickly Pete!’ Your monthly charge is $11.99.”
Friend: “I don’t even have space for a cactus! I never signed up for this!”
You: “It’s okay! Just reply STOPCACTUS to cancel. But Prickly Pete needs you!”
Friend: “I don’t want Pete! I want to cancel!”
You: “Sorry, you’ve been upgraded to the ‘Ultimate Cactus Care Kit’ for $19.99! You’ll receive 2 more cacti and a guide to cactus matchmaking!”
6. The “One Minute Dance Routine”
You: “Congrats! You’ve subscribed to the One-Minute Dance Routine Subscription! Every month, we’ll send you a one-minute dance routine to learn and perform! 💃 Your first routine is: The ‘Salsa Speedy!’ Your monthly charge is $7.49.”
Friend: “What? No! I didn’t sign up for a dance subscription!”
You: “No worries! To cancel, reply STOPDANCE. But keep in mind, you’re on your way to becoming a pro dancer!”
Friend: “I don’t want to dance! I don’t want this!”
You: “Too bad! You’ve been upgraded to the Dance Fitness Elite for $15.99/month. Get ready for daily challenges, and your first dance tutorial starts now! 🕺”
Suspense/Cryptic Text Prank
It might be really frightening to get a mysterious, tense text from a parent or friend! This is a prank for your best friend or lover that mimics that harrowing experience.
Regardless of whether you text them their name or “We need to talk,” this prank is guaranteed to make them feel more anxious.
Ignore the recipient for a few hours after sending the first text or texts (be sure they are as vague as possible) and let them stew in suspense, picturing all the terrible scenarios, until you let them off the hook with an “April Fools!” text.
- “We need to talk.”
- “Don’t freak out, but I saw something—someone’s in your house. You need to check the door NOW.”
- “I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m scared. Someone’s here, and I can’t get away. I need help.”
- “I’m trying to text, but my hands are shaking. Something happened, and I can’t get out of here. I need you to come now.”
Shocking Job Announcement Pranks
1. “Just got hired as a professional unicorn trainer at Disney! 🦄”
2. “Breaking news – I’m quitting everything to become a professional meme creator!”
3. “My company is transferring me to Antarctica as a penguin researcher!”
Fake Lottery/Money Pranks
1. “I just won $50,000 in the lottery! Buying everyone pizza!”
2. “Received an inheritance from a random uncle I never knew existed!”
3. “Someone deposited $10,000 in my bank account by mistake!”
Ridiculous Life Event Pranks
1. “I’m joining a professional competitive eating competition!”
2. “Just got cast in a reality TV show about underwater basket weaving!”
3. “I’m moving to a tiny village in the middle of nowhere to become a cheese maker!”
Technological Disaster Pranks
1. “My phone got possessed by a weird AI that only speaks in emojis!”
2. “My laptop just started speaking Spanish randomly!”
3. “My smart home device declared war on my kitchen appliances!”
Relationship Status Pranks
1. “I accidentally got engaged to a stranger in a coffee shop!”
2. “Found out I’m accidentally married in Las Vegas!”
3. “My pet goldfish proposed to me this morning!”
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